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sour picon punch

02-Feb-11

been playing around with a template based on the sour picon punch (which i adore). the recipe is:

1 1/2 oz amer picon (i subbed zwack)
3/4 oz brandy
1/4 oz lemon
1/4 oz grenadine

and from that, the template would be:

1 1/2 oz amaro
3/4 oz base spirit
1/4 oz lemon or lime
1/4 oz liqueur or syrup

first experiment:

1 oz gran classico
1/2 oz plymouth gin
5g lemon
5g mathilde peche
lemon twist

fantastic. maybe a little sweet, and a lot of peach flavor for such a small amount.

second experiment:

1 oz aperol
1 oz tequila
5 g lemon
5 g falernum

i went off script because aperol is so low proof. this is a good drink though maybe one-dimensionally aperol. the tequila (JC traditionale reposado) brings a nice butteriness…i think i’d like more of that.

experiment 2b:

1 1/2 oz tequila
1 oz aperol
1/2 oz lime
1/2 oz falernum

great, but maybe a little sweet/intense. cut lime and falernum back to 1/4 oz and i think we’re golden.

zwack

20-Dec-10

found a liquor store that sells zwack for $12. i bought it because i cannot pass up a bargain, even though im not sure im ready to build my amaro/bitter collection.

i should, though, cuz i love the stuff.

zwack is said to be a reasonable amer picon facsimile:

http://underhill-lounge.flannestad.com/2009/07/29/picon-grenadine-cocktail/

…so i threw together this picon punch:

1 1/2 oz zwack
3/4 oz armagnac
1/4 oz lemon
spoonful of grenadine (maybe 1/4 oz)
lemon twist

i tried to coat the glass with the grenadine but it wouldn’t cling, so i just mixed it in.

this is a delicious cocktail, especially given it’s strength: almost all 80 proof booze with just a dash of lemon and a dash of grenadine.

the original cocktail has soda water and no lemon. what is with these no-acid cocktails? that is insane, a little citrus never hurt anyone.

hypothetical cocktail history, part I

the year was 1855, or 1797. a saloon owner named carthus mickleberry was on the verge of bankruptcy due to a misguided decision to make his saloon an african-themed bar. (he thought he could capture a niche/fetish market but didn’t realize that people back then were just really racist.) in a moment of desperation he put some random things from his cupboard into his last remaining bottles of whisky and called his inventions ‘dr. mickleberry’s exotique subsaharan cock-tail fancys’.

because alcohol was, and continues to be, one of the worst tasting substances on earth, mickleberry did not discriminate about his choice of mixers; anything and everything improved the taste. he started with some leftover toast and jelly, a broken pencil, and some gauzy stuff he scraped off the underside of a piano. eventually he started using more expensive and palatable ingredients, and popularity for his ‘cock-tails’ grew ever more fervent, peaking at the usage of sugar and bitters. citrus juice was, at that time a luxury foodstuff affordable only by wealthy prospectors, bounty hunters, and corrupt county commissioners. as such, recipes for most classic drinks are without citrus, for the same reason that most recipes for sandwiches are without foie gras.

the moral of the story is: treat your guests/customers like the dirty county commissioners. let them drink lime!

falernum, pina colada, the flop

17-Dec-10

tried to make a ‘quick’ falernum using the simmering method described here:

http://www.kaiserpenguin.com/remixed-astro-aku-aku/

i decided to do my own proportions, cutting way back on everything but the cloves, adding toasted almonds, and also four black peppercorns. the end result was, i thought, flat and dead, not like the lively stuff i’ve made before. i strained out the solids and threw them in some rum wih a little fresh ginger for a couple days, then mixed it and the syrup together. the flavor balance was improved, but overpowering and spicy, even a little sip completely numbed my mouth. maybe the black pepper idea was not sound.

so one last attempt at a fix, 2 oz sugar, 2 oz water, and 1/2 oz falernum. delicious! added another 1/2 oz of falernum, still delicious, but numbing, so i didn’t go any further. i added more lime zest, almonds and nutmeg to the base, will strain it out in a couple days.

so, i like this idea, a kind of higher-proof, shelf-stable falernum concentrate. just add to simple syrup and away you go!

gq had a nice article recently about alinea and the creative process:

http://www.gq.com/food-travel/restaurants-and-bars/201011/grant-achatz-alinea-dishes-cocktails

one of the dishes described in the article is a ‘whimsical riff on the traditional holiday roasted ham’–flavors of pineapple, cherry and clove. well, it turns out i had just bought and cut a pineapple, and also picked up a bottle of sour cherry syrup from the polish section of a local store. so i put together this drink which turned out to be delicious, though i don’t know if tequila was the best choice of spirit:

2 oz tequila
1 oz lime
1/2 oz sour cherry syrup
1/2 oz falernum
approx 1 inch pineapple cube, muddled
dash of maraschino

this ran a little sweet, maybe next time i’d cut back on the syrups.

i’m loving my big ice cubes. after i make a batched cocktail, i scoop out the little ice and put in the big ice to keep it cold and further dilution to a minimum.


a thing i do for chuckles, create fictional restaurants and make up cocktail menus for them. here is the latest concept:

http://sharkfeeder.com/pix/lathe/

i’ve been making some cocktails from that list in order to…i don’t know, extend the fantasy by recipe checking?

lathe sour negroni – i love it. the typical negroni is too cloying and cough syrupy to me, a little squeeze of lemon adds just the right balance. and aperol and gran classico is superior to campari as the bitter agent.

anaskokos – obviously just a pina colada with vodka instead of rum. (because in this particular restaurant fantasy one of my friends is a partner, and this friend hates rum. you might wonder why, since this is my fantasy, i don’t just fantasize about having friends with better taste. i ponder this every day, fake restaurant or not.) it works fine, but rum is better.

you know what else is nice? making this with a dark rum float. and furthermore? i realized that the term ‘float’ is all wrong. when cate makes a mai tai, she doesn’t pour a layer of dark rum on top, she pours the rum into a jigger, holds the jigger about an inch over the serving glass, then deftly FLOPS it onto the drink. the end result is a gradation. NOT separate layers.

what i am saying is that there should be a new term, ‘flop’. wrong: ’serve with a float of dark rum.’ right: ’serve with a flop of dark rum.’

what i am really saying is that there comes a time in a man’s life when he watches his dreams of notable eponomy–rockstardom, a theorem, a charitable organization–wither and perish. and he desperately grasps at and yelps about whatever filament of original notion, be it obscure cocktail terminology or an unusually misshapen poop.

and so, i would like to be known for the flop. and if not the flop, then for saying: i like my gin the way i like my women: boring, and doesn’t taste like a christmas tree unknown to dr. dre cold as hell
you know what, let me work on this

compendium of cocktail thoughts over many months

28-Nov-10

i have been trading cocktail email with my friend matt, instead of posting here. i am going to rectify that now. below are some selections from our exchanges:


[matt mentioned that he tried and liked the gary regan margarita which is 1.5 tequila, 1 triple sec, 0.5 lime]

wrt ratios and recipes, i think it depends on taste (obv?) and frame of reference. like maybe my reference point is the spiked limeade style margarita, or like hershey’s syrup and peppermint schnapps while hottubbing at alexis smith’s house. but for others (like regan?) the reference point is like, tequila neat, or maybe cointreau neat. and so the lime juice is more like a condiment.

coincidentally (and out of sheer laziness) i have been making some 1.5 gin 1 triple sec and 0.75 citrus cocktails lately. i dont dare go down to 0.5. do i?


some stuff i tried recently.

champagne cocktails for a lachlan party. champagne was going to be there anyway, so why not.

fave bubbly is roederer brut which is a light, moderately dry, champagne. so the optional base mixtures were on the sweet side, (1) equal parts bourbon and apple liqueur (this was actually quite good on its own, surprisingly) (2) pear liqueur, gin, chartreuse, and lime. one thing about this i found was that it was MUCH better when both the champagne and the base mixtures were ice cold. as in, kept in the freezer. (didnt keep it there long enough for anything to form
crystals, if thats even possible)

a rum punch: rum, lime, apple liqueur (trying to use it up), orange liqueur, ginger tea. i then ‘ruined’ it by adding a slug of dark rum and another of aged rum. the flavors of those are powerful and so dominated the drink…maybe made it taste better, actually, but too much like every other punch ive made with those two rums.

plan for mikey: rum, tequila, lime, grapefruit, blackberry honey, ango. kind of a riff/rip on the high plains drifter he liked so well at boot n shoe. i don’t have a bitter component tho (the HPD had campari). maybe will experiment with a vermouth.

[i named the above cocktail 'the warcraft soulmate']


just made a variant of the brown derby which itself is a variant of the warcraft soulmate:

2 oz bourbon
3/4 oz grapefruit
3/8 oz lime
3/8 oz honey OR 3/4 oz honey syrup
1 dash ango

(actually made a larger batch, so 8 bourbon, 3 grapefruit 1.5 lime, 1.5 honey)

really awesome. the proportions are girly/accessible, the manly version (as manly as a drink with honey can be) would be like:

2 oz bourbon
1/4 oz grapefruit + dash of lime
1/4 oz honey OR 1/2 oz honey syrup OR 1/2 oz honey-based liqueur
1 dash ango
1 dash grapefruit bitters
grapefruit and lime twists

on the rocks is the way to go, its a drink that needs to be ice cold.


bought a bottle of cruzan dark aged rum tonight, to test drive i made a kind of punch:

4 oz dark rum
1 oz lime
1 tbsp maple syrup (mainly cuz it was on hand and ez)
couple dashes angostura

was ok. was really hoping for something like the gunpowder punch we had at pizzaiolo, but this rum was just not strong enough.

but….jp’s mom made some kind of squash similar to butternut and the
pairing of the two things was AWESOME.


i’m still playing with the dark rum proportions, there is a traditional recipe called a ‘ti punch’ which is 2 oz agricole rum, 1/4-1/2 oz syrup (traditionally cane), and muddled lime peel. no citrus juice. there is nothing i hate more than muddled lime peel (eg, caipirinha). but nothing i love more than lime zest. so i made a ti punch with some zest. nice, but i still miss a little tartness. so i made a modification, which i think nails it:

- peel two lime twists, whittle off pith
- muddle one of them in a glass
- add a dash of ango to the glass
- squeeze 1/6 to 1/4 of a lime into the glass
- pour maple syrup into the measuring cup up to approx 1/4 oz
- fill to 2 oz with dark rum
- stir in the cup until syrup dissolves
- pour into the glass, stir, let stand for a minute
- add lots of ice, stir again
- twist the other over the drink and rub on the lip


so i made a batch of regan margaritas. at first i thought: too
strong, and too sweet. but i found myself sipping more and more,
until it MADE ME LOVE IT. i do think it could stand a dash of water,
or maybe a little extra shaking. i also used a low proof triple sec
(40 proof) so maybe that was part of it. i agree with your assessment
that it is really almost more of a triple-sec drink than a tequila
drink; maybe demanding cointreau.

i have been coming around to the less-tart side of things, in general.


here are my latest purchases, and comments:

new amsterdam gin – a great gin for me, probably not for real gin
lovers. its basically a less-ginny gin, very clean. made a real nice
drink: 1 oz pear liqueur, 3/4 oz NA gin, 1/2 oz lime.

mathilde pear liqueur – a clean, candy-like liqueur. maybe that is an
insult. points of comparison, aqua perfecta/st george, which is drier
and crisper, and j pear liqueur, which is funkier and dirtier and
(therefore?) more evocative of actual fruit

smith and cross rum – we had this at pizzaiolo in the gunpowder
punch. this is a great product, but not sure how versatile. it is incredibly
assertive, but, despite its proof, totally drinkable and with tons of
flavor. it is the kind of thing you either add a dash of for color,
or else you add a LITTLE sweetener and EVEN LITTLER citrus and let it
do its thing

jose cuervo tradicionale reposado – a perfectly serviceable tequila,
but not sure if better than, say, azul. it has a nice vanilla caramel nose.

clear creek apple brandy – expensive. don’t quite see the appeal.
good, but enough to justify the cost? my palate is not refined enough to appreciate this neat.

el dorado 5 year rum – need to play with this more. seems like a good
basic rum.

benedictine liqueur – terrific. a nice herbal, slightly licoricey
liqueur. cate has an awesome drink called the chinato speaker which i
am going to attempt to replicate soon: 3/4 rum, 3/4 lime, 3/4 barolo
chinato, 1/2 benedictine. barolo chinato is kind of like a cross
between a port/vermouth/amaro, i figure i could probably sub vermouth
and be ok.

dolin blanc – strong recommendation if you like light dessert wines.
nice over ice, with a twist and/or a dash of bitters, and plays well
in cocktails, too.

rothman and winter apricot liqueur – not sure what i think of this.
i’ve had it in cocktails in sf joints and liked it well enough. it
starts off all girls and bubblegum, but has a low-end rotty
finish…so kind of doesn’t go with anything. i made a rum drink with
it, then a gin drink with it, and it didn’t seem to play nice with
either. i think this might be more of a seasoning than a star player.

the tap water here is not very good, so i have become THAT GUY who
makes ice cubes from brita-filtered water.


been experimenting with the apricot liqueur with good results. stumbled across this page which seemed like a good starting point:

http://ohgo.sh/archive/apricot-brandy-cocktails/

tulip cocktail

1 oz apple brandy
1 oz sweet vermouth (martini and rossi)
1/2 oz apricot liqueur
1/2 oz lemon
lemon twist

this was excellent but i used my too-expensive apple brandy,
unnecessarily. i think i’d like to try again, cutting the non brandy
ingredients in half. need to buy some lairds bonded for these kinds
of drinks.

yellow parrot variation

3/4 oz green chartreuse
3/4 oz dolin blanc
3/4 oz apricot liqueur
3/4 oz lemon
orange twist

also excellent but maybe a little sweet, maybe cut the apricot to 1/2 oz.

hop toad

3/4 oz el dorado 5
3/4 oz smith and cross
3/4 oz apricot liqueur
3/4 oz lime
1 dash ango
lime twist

had a nice version of this at comstock, they use all smith and cross.
i liked what i made here, but maybe would take the lime down to 1/2
oz.

jp hates the smell of the smith and cross. she says she might ban it from the premises. :(

i also made a couple daiquiris with the el dorado 5, one which i loved and one i didn’t. i dont know what i did right/wrong…maybe the right one was sweeter/less-tart.

we have a guest tomorrow. he is a girly drink kind of guy, but last time we went out he discovered the negroni and loved it. now, i cannot abide by campari, NOT UNDER MY ROOF. so i have coming a bottle of aperol and also gran classico bitters, and will be doing a little experimenting with each/both.


i made a sidecar with the delord 10yr armagnac, was very good, not sure if its better than the paul masson….

the campari substitute experiment. i made a base mixture of:

1 part NA gin
1 part sweet vermouth
orange bitters
orange twist

then made four variations with 2 oz of the base mixture:

a) 1/2 oz aperol
b) 1/2 oz gran classico bitters
c) 1/2 oz benedictine
d) 1/4 oz maraschino (a martinez)

all enjoyable, but none are a negroni, for better or worse. maybe aperol + gran classico could come close. after a few sips of each i spiked them with a dashes of lemon. a VAST improvement across the board.

we went to a restaurant that had a shiity cocktail menu but a decent selection of amaro, so got a sample of: ramazzotti, averna, nonino. i wish i had a better palate, i could tell them apart but couldnt come up with many descriptors. i would call ramazzotti ‘port-y’, nonino ‘astrngent, musty’. averna….dunno. all were nicely balanced wrt sweet/bitter.


i made this variant of the vieux carre:

2 oz apple brandy
1/2 oz benedictine
1/4 lemon
1 dash ango
lemon twist

loved it! get some lairds bonded and benedictine, you wont be sorry.

just now tried:

2 oz tequila
3/4 oz aperol
1/2 oz lime

too bitter…i tried to fix it by adding 1/4 oz triple sec and that worked!


3/4 oz apple brandy
3/4 oz dolin blanc
3/4 oz lemon
1/2 oz benedictine
lemon twist

was a good citrus drink, but next time i will try: more brandy, less vermouth, less lemon.


modified busdriver

2 oz dolin blanc
1 oz grapefruit-infused gin

this is the first time i’ve used gin instead of vodka, and it is way better.

i usually use lillet blanc, which i slightly prefer.

as much as i like mild gins, this drink might actually benefit from something more assertive.

made another round of purchases because binny was having a 10% off sale.

lairds bonded
plymouth gin
appleton extra
cossart gordon bual madeira
lillet red
kraken

i haven’t yet tried anything but the laird. which is fine, but it made me really appreciate the clear creek which i think i now think is a really nice product.

i used it to make a jack rose (1 1/2 oz lairds 100, 1/2 oz lemon, 1/2 oz homemade grenadine) which is very, very tasty.

you may recall mike has sung the praises of kraken which i mostly ignored because im a snob. but it turns out that it is actually pretty well loved by the rum communnity. i bought a bottle because i’m preparing to make egg nog for christmas:

http://www.jeffreymorgenthaler.com/2009/egg-nog/

i’ve made a version of this using regular rum instead of spiced, adding bitters, and using all whole milk, and it is excellent.

planning my new bar

13-Aug-10

soon i’ll be setting up a (nearly) new home bar…looking forward to trying some new things. here’s what i got planned:

gin – new amsterdam, hendricks
rum – flor de cana gold, el dorado 5 year, or appleton vx
cachaca – not sure yet, maybe boca loca
dark rum – cruzan dark aged
vodka – monopolowa
bourbon – benchmark old number 8 and eagle rare single barrel or four roses single barrel (not barrel strength)
rye – sazerac or wild turkey russell’s reserve
brandy – osocalis or cardenal mendoza. would be nice to find something slightly less expensive.
tequila – zapopan reposado and/or jose cuervo tradicional
applejack or apple brandy – lairds bonded or clear creek 8 year apple brandy

luxardo maraschino
bols triple sec
giffard curcacao triple sec or clement creole shrubb
j pear liqueur, hangar one spiced pear, rothman and winter pear, or clear creek pear liqueur or brandy
brizard apry or rothman and winter apricot liqueur
aperol, gran classico, or amaro montenegro. i know, they are all pretty different, i just want something tasty and bitter. maybe will start with one and eventually end up with all three.
ikea elderflower syrup or giffard litchi liqueur (already own)

angostura bitters, orange bitters, peychaud bitters, grapefruit bitters, peach bitters. already own all these. might pick up more if i find anything i like in my liquor store crawl.

kept in freezer (? is this ok?): grenadine, orgeat, falernum

martini and rossi red vermouth
dolin blanc
noilly prat dry vermouth
lillet blanc
madeira – blandy’s 5 yr verdelho, or something from rare wine company

amarena cherries

chop suey punch #1

08-Aug-10

chop suey punch #1

4 oz aged rum
4 oz dark rum
4 oz 10 cane rum
4 oz vodka
3 oz sugar
1 1/2 oz cherry liqueur
1/2 oz maraschino liqueur
4 oz lime
4 oz lemon
2 oz orange juice
4 oz celestial seasonings bengal spice tea (strong)

more cleaning of the booze cabinet.

i’ve been craving tiki drinks lately…need to haul my ass back to smuggler’s cove. anyway, i made this for a sibling party. we first convened at starbase for some old school video games. like wizard of wor. which btw is a really shitty game. joust on the other hand is kick. ass.

also got in some area 51 and maximum force which is the one of the few, and the most recent, video games i became addicted to.

anyway, the above recipe is excellent. but then i made it worse by adding:

2 oz vodka
2 oz pineapple
3/4 lemon

still drinkable, but it tasted more like a generic, pineapple-heavy rum punch. and the vodka was definitely a mistake, took away some of the delicious richness.

misc experiments

06-Jul-10

ive been paying our nannies (aka my parents) in booze, so there’s been a lot of experimentation lately.

2 oz gin
1 oz meyer lemon
2 tsp d’arbo raspberry-rhubarb jam
3 dashes peychaud bitters

great, would def make again.

2 oz rum
1 oz lime
1 oz simple syrup
3 dashes peychaud bitters
1 pinch ground coffee

next time i would go 3/4 oz for sweet and sour with the rum i used (10 cane). i like the coffee element, though ruined the drink as a refresher. instead added smokiness, complexity, funkiness, savory.

1 1/2 oz J pear liqueur
3/4 oz rittenhouse rye
1/2 oz lime

excellent.

2 oz gin
1 oz lime
1 1/2 oz aqua perfecta pear liqueur
tsp of honey syrup

this was a tart/dry drink, not a great sipping cocktail but good with food.

a dead blog?

28-Jun-10

maybe this blog is dying or dead. i no longer have enough time to do much respectable drinking, much less the time to write about it. so, dear readers, please leave an obituary in the comments. what has this blog meant to you and your loved ones? what wisdom will you carry forth in its wake? so devastating is your sorrow, you will binge on what methods of self-destruction?

as one last gasp i will mention some experiences in the past two months:

comstock saloon. i had a great experience here with some other people. tasted a great sazerac and a manhattan that reminded me, somehow, of lake tahoe. something alpine. maybe a little green chartreuse? also a pisco sour which them madcats had infused with magrut lime leaf as a nod to a traditional coca leaf infusion. or something. at any rate, it was perfumy and delicious and complex. i myself had the pisco punch which was ‘merely’ very good, and the hop toad punch (rum, apricot brandy, lime, bitters) which was unexpectedly dirty and savory in all the right ways.

15 romolo. i am prepared to say that scott baird is a genius, i have had many of his drinks at the cuesa event and have been wanting to come here a long time. he may be my favorite drink creator in the bay area. stockholm syndrome, a great spirit-based drink using amontillado sherry as the sour component and leopolds apple as the sweet. then the los altos sour which on paper sounds like a typical sour variant but is somehow greater than the sum of its parts.

clyde common. much has been made of the barrel-aged cocktails, and i can’t say i loved the negroni. on the other hand, i don’t care much for the non-aged version so i’m not the best judge. a generally good drinking experience overall, but not better than anywhere i’ve been in the bay area. i will say that without exception, every person in that place, male, female, customer, or staff member, was better looking than me.

some experiments of late:

1 oz rye
1 oz bourbon
3/4 oz meyer lemon
3/4 oz giffard blueberry
1/4 medium strawberry, muddled
2 mint leaves
1 dash ango

(a variant/ripoff of the blue and red smash at rickhouse)

2 oz brandy
1 oz lime
1 oz triple sec
1 magrut lime leaf, muddled

(a variant/ripoff of the aforementioned pisco sour, or perhaps a sidecar)

1/2 oz tequila
1/2 rum
1 oz grapefruit vodka
1 oz lime
3/4 oz giffard lychee
1/4 oz maraschino liqueur
2 dashes grapefruit bitters

this was the using up of some odds and ends, tortured into a strawberry hemingway variant. really good.

a late trip report

23-Apr-10

i have been hella remiss about filing a vancouver trip report. hell yeah midgets, i kicked it royal up in v-town!

now, i have lost my notes on drinks, and so am mostly constructing from memory. but here are some drinks that stood out:

five stars – calvados with a little lemon, caramel liqueur, and scotch. the idea was ‘apple roasted over a bonfire’ good, but smelled better than it tasted.

montenegro manhattan. montenegro is a delicious amaro. this drink was awesome paired with braised beef.

unknown – tequila, lemon, falernum, jasmine. your basic sour type drink, but the aromatics were insane. would drink this all day every day.

the zorak – brandy, cherry liqueur, lime, maraschino. a freestyle david wolowidnyk concoction. delicious, not at all cough syrupy, which is what you might expect.

while i was up there i picked up some giffard liqueurs; blueberry, and lychee. have since made a great drink with the blueberry:

1 1/2 oz blueberry liqueur
1 oz rye
1/2 oz meyer lemon

come on! be a fan of random cocktails!

my first distillation

18-Apr-10

…of the results of the sf spirits competition. lol?

i entered all the double gold winners, and any single gold winner with a list price of less than $20.

partial list of sf spirit award winners

basic cocktails and cocktail basics

12-Apr-10

last week, my brother requested some recipes for easy cocktails. i wrote up a thing, then thought i would expand and post it here.

i tried to follow some rules:

  • very tasty!
  • easy to make, not too many ingredients, no difficult techniques needed; infusions and homemade syrups optional.
  • easy to find and inexpensive ingredients and brands
  • no exotic ingredients (that will take you forever to use up because it only works in one cocktail and only if you use a dash. i’m looking at you, maraschino liqueur, green chartreuse, and absinthe.)

some terminology

neat. from the bottle to the glass. also known as straight up, though if you use this term, the bartender will probably think you are a noob or tard.
on the rocks. served with ice cubes.
up. chilled, but served without ice.

equipment

  • muddler of some kind. the end of a dowel-type rolling pin should be fine
  • juicer of some kind. this style is recommended.
  • shaker of some kind. 16 oz mason jar? sure why not.
  • reasonably fine strainer (like this)
  • reasonably large ice cubes (like this)
  • peeler for twists (optional) (like this)
  • something to measure fluid ounces in half- or quarter-ounce increments (optional if minding ratios, and/or making large batches) (like this or this)

technique

ice. use a lot, enough so there is some peeking (not floating) above the surface. even more if you can spare it.
simple syrup. 1 part water + 1 part sugar (organic preferred, imo the flavor is superior). heat or shake until dissolved.
flavored syrups. 1 part water + 1 part brown sugar, honey, maple syrup, jam, etc. or, 1 part fruit juice + 3/4 parts sugar or other sweetener.
stirring. 40-60 seconds.
shaking. 20-30 seconds.
dilution. stirring or shaking is meant to dilute as well as chill. but if your drink still seems too intense or viscous or cloying, don’t be shy about adding water, even as much as 1 oz.
garnishes. twists are optional, but they add a lot to a drink and are easy to make. watch a video about them here. you can make twists from lemon, lime, orange, or grapefruit for any drink. whatever sounds good to you. be sure to scrub and rinse the fruit before peeling.
bitters.a few drops of bitters can really make a drink pop. aromatic bitters (most often referred to as “angostura”, even though there are many brands of aromatic bitters, and even though angostura makes other flavors of bitters) and orange bitters (regan or angostura are the most common and respected brands) are versatile and good to have on hand.

liquor brands

i am not an expert. the following are brands that i personally like and/or are recommended by bartenders or writers i respect, and aren’t too expensive. there are plenty of other good brands, and plenty of not-good brands, so do your cyberbahn research.

[edit: i put together a spreadsheet of partial list of sf spirit award winners

and this: http://www.ultimate-beverage.com/cocktail-competition/cocktail-tasting-results/
and this: http://www.tastings.com/
and this: http://www.7x7.com/eat-drink/ultimate-five-bottle-bar-perfect-apartment-dwelling]

bourbon. bulleit, buffalo trace, jim beam, benchmark, wild turkey 101, old grand-dad, old crow reserve
rye. rittenhouse, old overholt, sazerac, wild turkey 101, templeton
dark rum. goslings, cruzan blackstrap, coruba, appleton extra
vodka. svedka, sobieski, monopolowa, luksoswa
rum. appleton vx (gold ok but not as good), flor de cana, el dorado 3 or 5, barbancourt, mount gay sugar cane rum (more on rum)
tequila. azul, jose cuervo tradicional reposado (but not the cheaper stuff), espolon
gin. plymouth, hendricks, beefeater, new amsterdam
brandy. paul masson vsop, delord armagnac 10yr
sweet vermouth. martini and rossi, noilly prat, carpano antica. vermouth needs to be refrigerated after opening. quality declines rapidly.
champagne. roederer brut
triple sec. cointreau, luxardo, brizard, hiram walker, bols, giffard, clement creole shrubb. note that proof and flavor vary a lot between brands, and so each will yield a different but still tasty drink.

recipes

busdriver
2 oz lillet blanc, chilled
3/4 oz vodka or gin
one or more of the following:

  • infuse the spirit for at least a day (longer is ok) with grapefruit zest and cut-up fruit (no pith) (one grapefruit is enough for a fifth of booze)

  • 1/2 oz fresh red grapefruit juice or muddled 1/8 of a red grapefruit
  • a couple dashes of grapefruit bitters

stir with ice, fine strain. serve up.

sidecar
2 oz brandy
1 oz lemon
1/4 oz simple syrup
3/4 oz triple sec

shake with ice, fine strain. serve up. sometimes served with sugar rim, but this is superfluous. and messy. some might say detrimental.

margarita
2 oz tequila
1 oz citrus (lime, or up to 50% lemon)
1/2 oz simple syrup
1/2 oz triple sec

shake with ice, fine strain. served up or on the rocks.

pineapple-jalepeno variant: add one slice of muddled jalepeno. and sub simple syrup with pineapple syrup: 3 parts pineapple juice + 2 parts sugar. if you have some fresh pineapple, muddle a piece or two as well.

pseudo manhattan
2 oz bourbon, rye, or combination (i prefer 1 oz of each)
3/4 oz sweet vermouth
1 tsp fruit syrup or liqueur (tart is good. so, cherry, blackcurrant, raspberry. maybe aperol, or triple sec. probably not pineapple, ginger, or elderflower, but you could try.)

stir with ice, fine strain. serve up. if you have angostura bitters, use a couple dashes. it will taste good without, but it won’t be a real manhattan.

dark and stormy
2 oz dark rum
1/2 oz lime
sweetener*
two slices of ginger

*1/2 oz falernum, or 1 1/2 oz ginger ale, or 1/2 oz simple syrup.

muddle the ginger, add remaining ingredients (except ginger ale) shake with ice, fine strain, serve on the rocks. if you’re using ginger ale, add it now and stir gently. otherwise, add soda water (optional).

falernum recipe here, although i don’t really approve of the quick recipe. i recommend putting all ingredients in some rum for a few days, strain, then equal parts of this mixture and rich syrup (2:1 sugar:water, heated until dissolved). note, the key flavor is clove. the remaining flavors are optional. in order of importance: lime zest, ginger, everything else.

french 75
1 oz gin
1/2 oz lemon
1/2 oz simple syrup*
2 to 4 oz champagne

*variant: use a syrup like elderflower from ikea or d’arbo, pineapple gum from small hands, or maybe the syrup from a can of lychees. or any fruit liqueur.

shake all ingredients, except champagne, with ice, fine strain. top with champagne.

modified bourbon sour
2 oz bourbon
1/2 oz lemon
1/2 oz sweetener*

shake with ice, fine strain. serve up or on the rocks.

*dissolve 1 part honey in 1 part water or orange juice. or dissolve 1 part maple syrup in 1 part water or orange juice.

variant: add one egg white. increase lemon and sweetener to 1 oz each. shake without ice, shake with ice, fine strain

optional: orange twist, orange bitters, angostura bitters, peychaud bitters, muddled orange slice or kumquat (deseeded)

mai tai
2 oz rum
1 oz lime
1/2 oz triple sec
3/4 oz orgeat*

*if you don’t feel like making or buying it: 1 part unsalted almonds, muddled + 3-4 parts simple syrup. or 1 part sugar + 1 part almond milk.

shake with ice, fine strain. serve on the rocks.

optional: substitute 1 oz of the rum for dark rum, either mixed into the drink or (better yet) dumped on top. also optional: sprig of mint, spanked.

trip report: smugglers cove, sebo, range

13-Mar-10

my birthday wish this year was a trip to smugglers cove and sebo sushi, approx three blocks from each other. since jp can’t eat sushi or drink alcohol because of kue-2, i went by myself.

smugglers cove:

puka punch – rum and a lot of other stuff
three dots and a dash – rum and a lot of other stuff

so i have now had three drinks from there and though they were all really great, i don’t think i could distinguish one from another. they all read similarly on the menu, so i guess that was to be expected.

sebo sushi:

wasn’t cheap, but possibly the best fish i have had anywhere. and i got a bunch of things i’d never heard of before, much less tasted. new things to me: katsuo (bonito), kohada (gizzard shad), ainame (greenling), kuromutsu (bluefish), shirauo (ice fish), hotaru ika (firefly squid).

then i decided to check out range since they’ve got a new menu since i was last there. i tried to get there by bus, failed. resorted to a cab.

ran into my brother at range which was pretty cool and lucky, since neither of us are in sf very often.

range:

the b-line – bourbon, lillet, bergamot, honey, bitters. this was superb. a bourbon sour variant made silky smooth with the lillet.

‘cocktail of the day’ – i missed the name and also what was in it, except lime, guava, and sparkling rose. delicious, but maybe on the dry side for me.

kamilia – basically a margarita with guava. excellent. guava and tequila are perfect complements.

trip report: gather restaurant

27-Feb-10

checked out gather restaurant. had a ‘winter wonderland’ which was basically a sidecar with spiced syrup. really nice.

the bartender did something interesting: measured the citrus and the syrup, but free poured the brandy. i’m not a fan of the free pour, but this hybrid technique makes more sense. still inferior to a measured pour, of course.

inspired me to make a sidecar of my own with the leftover five-spiced syrup. it decants nicely.

experiment: waverly place echo variant

20-Feb-10

for my fam’s chinese new year dinner i decided to make a version of scott beattie’s awesome waverly place echo:

1 1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz mandarin-tangerine infused vodka
1/2 oz meyer lemon
1/4 oz lime
3/4 oz chinese five spice + kaffir makrut lime leaf syrup
muddled kumquat (seeds removed)
muddled tangerine slice
dash orange bitters
lemon twist

five-spice-makrut-leaf syrup

1 T five-spice
1 cup sugar
1 cup water
10 lime leaves, chopped

toast the spices over medium-low heat. add remaining ingredients, bring to a low boil. turn down to a simmer for five minutes. take off heat, let cool for a few minutes, strain out solids.

this drink is really excellent. flavors are well represented and balanced.

the five spice syrup would make a nice alternative to falernum.

trip reports: rickhouse, boot and shoe; experiments: playing with bourbon

16-Feb-10

been on a few social outings lately. difficult and rare, these days.

rickhouse:

blue and red smash – bourbon, lemon, red and blue berries. excellent.
kentucky buck – bourbon and ginger/ginger beer, other stuff. also excellent.
favela – cachaca, lemon, coffee. not very good.
some kind of sling – gin, cherry heering, other stuff. also not very good

then went to boot and shoe service:

fata morgana – bourbon, amaro nonino, dry vermouth, blood orange, cardamom. really excellent.

some experiments:

1 oz bourbon
1 oz rye
1/4 oz lime
3/4 oz grapefruit-honey-maraschino mix
grapefruit bitters
grapefruit ribbon

grapefruit-honey-maraschino mix

6 parts red grapefruit juice
3 parts honey
1 part maraschino liqueur

cross between a manhattan and a hemingway. excellent. but i once again forgot: do not muddle seeds. never, ever.

also:

1 1/4 oz bourbon
3/4 oz vermouth
3/8 oz cherry liqueur
1/4 oz lime

basically a manhattan with citrus. very good.

i lost my bottle of angostura bitters. not sure if it can be replaced any time soon, as there is a shortage. :(

…i started these experiments using some cheap bourbon and rye, figuring that i didn’t care and couldn’t tell the difference. but i found that i did care, and could tell the difference. i upgraded to bulleit bourbon and old overholt rye (according to the bevmo lady, rittenhouse isn’t making rye anymore). life is better.

trip report: beretta; announcement: randomcocktails.com

15-Jan-10

went to beretta with the inlaws. got two cocktails:

il gitano (amaro, lime, pineapple gomme, grapefruit, bitters). excellent. interesting use of amaro as a base spirit.

the acadian (rye, sloe gin, lemon, honey, absinthe, rosemary). also great. delicate hand with the absinthe which can easily overpower a drink. i didn’t detect any rosemary. i need to find out more about sloe gin, taste it neat.

a draft of randomcocktails.com is up. please check it out and provide feedback.

experiments: rangpur caipirinha, pear liqueur cocktail

28-Dec-09

made some rangpur caipirinhas for a thing at my brothers house. i thought i would try swapping out some regular lime for the rangpurs. that was a mistake. lime pith is bitter and nasty. i should have just used the juice.

jp asked for a light cocktail the other day. i put some pear liqueur, apple cider, and lime in a glass and that made her happy. here is a non-light adaptation, similar to previous pear liqueur experiments:

1 oz pear liqueur (J Pear, 60 proof)
3/4 oz cachaca
1/2 oz lime
1/2 oz apple cider

experiment: gin, lime, elderflower, kumquat, champagne

25-Dec-09

elderquat 75

1/2 oz gin
1/4 oz lime
1/4 oz ikea elderflower syrup
1/2 kumquat
2 oz champagne

seed and muddle the kumquat. add gin, lime, syrup. dry shake* and strain. top with 2 oz champagne. drop in a candied kumquat.

*i made and chilled a batch of the base mixture ahead of time.

the flavors were good but intense; maybe a 3:1 champagne:base ratio next time. where next time is tomorrow, since i have so much left over.

experiment: bourbon, port, apple cider

21-Dec-09

2 oz bourbon (evan williams, infused with citrus and vanilla)
1 1/2 oz apple cider (trader joe’s)
3/4 oz tawny port (whisker’s blake)
1/4 oz lemon
1 dash ango

version 1 made with 1/2 oz lemon. the above version is much better, and is quite delicious. i wanted to add muddled ginger, but there was none usable on hand. and turns out was probably not necessary.

i might add a little grated cinnamon tho.

this is for the family xmas eve party. the poirier’s have a tradition of reubens for xmas eve (?!). and so i am making the above cocktail and am also planning a french 75 variant of gin, lime, elderflower, kumquat, topped with champagne.

coming soon to this blog: a page of cocktail basics. basically some of my early posts, updated, and made into a page that can be reached via sidebar link.

and if i can get my shit together, an automated, randomized cocktail creator web page.

hoping posting that im gonna do it, will motivate me to actually do it.

trip reports: smuggler’s cove, boot and shoe service; experiment: japanese cocktail

18-Dec-09

smugglers cove: got a ‘dead reckoning‘ (rum, lemon, pineapple, maple, tawny port, vanilla liqueur, bitters, soda). good but not as amazing as i’d hoped or expected. i didn’t get anything from the port or maple syrup or vanilla liqueur. ‘merely’ a delicious pineapple-rum drink.

incredible menu, and a fun, cozy space. i will definitely be back.

boot and shoe service: the sequel to pizzaiolo. tried a new cocktail, ‘kushiel’s dart’ (rum, carpano antica, lime, grenadine). really excellent. the vermouth used as an accent/herbal notes. nice.

and the room is beautiful.

what jen wanted was egg nog. but we had no eggs in the house, and she is off dairy right now. so i made a version of the japanese cocktail i got at p the other day.

yarou (japanese for ‘bastard’)

1.5 oz brandy
0.5 oz dark rum
1.5 oz almond milk (unsweetened)
1 T organic sugar

dry shaken first, then shaken with ice. top with grated nutmeg.

this could be a little sweeter, and jp would have preferred less boozy. so maybe something like 2 oz almond milk and 1.5 T sugar.

the japanese cocktail seems to be part of the family of:

2 oz spirit
1/4-1/2 oz syrup
bitters/other flavors

…which includes sazerac, mint julep, corn and oil, and old fashioned…